Hero:: Whew! That was a close one.. so much blood..
Townsfolk:: Welcome to Yorkcast!
Hero:: Yeah.. This is a pretty nice town you got here.
Townsfolk:: Yup! We have weapon shops, potion shops, and a place for you to heal. That’s it, though.
Hero:: And that sustains your economy?
Townsfolk:: I guess.
Hero:: Really nice place. You guys don’t have a monster problem?
Townsfolk:: Nope. No monsters here.
Hero:: Because, outside, it’s like, every five steps is some kind of giant, terrible monster. They’re everywhere. I’m surprised you even exist.
Townsfolk:: Well, we have a fence..
Hero:: Of course. I was wasting all my time with swords and fire-spells. I should have gone with plywood.
Townsfolk:: I guess. We also called it a “safety-zone”. That seemed to work pretty well.
Hero:: Well, I think I’ll unwind here for a while. Couple of months. Years, maybe. This is great! I’m so-
Townsfolk 2:: Have you seen my son? He’s missing!
Hero:: Uh no. Sorry to hear that. Anyway, there’s a nap I should be-
Townsfolk 3:: Some people say the old cave is haunted..
Hero:: No…no, I see what’s going on here-
Townsfolk 4:: That Scheffer boy was last seen playing by that cave..
Townsfolk 5:: He was holding the same kind of jewel you have in your sword!
Hero:: I hate you all so much.
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