“A girlfriend will call you a lot of things like honey, baby,or sweety but no matter what, you are never “the man” when called these things. Manly nicknames are very few but Daddy and Master at the top of the list. They don’t mean the same thing, in fact the name Master is pretty fucked up but the name Daddy, now that’s something I can get behind. I was 26 years old and had this spinner Asian girlfriend with an ass like a fresh puffy pillow. I’ll never forget the day it happened. We were at my favorite taco joint called Tito’s Tacos in Culver City and we just got done smoking this mucho grande joint. She looked at me, in front of everyone and said “Daddy, can you order for me, I don’t know what I want”… Time froze here, I was transported into this dimension where a 100 years was a millisecond in our time. I could be with my deepest thoughts and in this instance I knew what it was to be referred to as Daddy. When time returned to normal I was surrounded by looks, like I was their king at which I realized this is a big deal. I felt like more then just a man, possibly like a leader of a tribe or maybe I could tame wild bears. I recommended to all men, become Daddy, because Daddy is boss.”
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