February 2011
81 posts
just pretend i reblogged all of this →
Imagine if John Woo directed Shakespeare In Love....
“Never try to baptise a cat.”
– Laura, age 13
“and those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not...”
– friedrich nietzsche
i dont hate you / i don’t love you neither
you mean nothing to me / just another geezer
i wont hit you / nah
still i wont hug you neither
if we ever meet again / cold is how i’m gonna treat ya
you can’t run away from your past, cos your past is hereditary
the blood that courses through my veins is your legacy
you aint half the man you used to be
but i am more than you could ever...
this is the Plan B i’m used to. that said,...
him: really cool jeans, man. that's a cool texture, really cool colour
me: sweet, thanks. they're just regular jeans that haven't been washed in a while. that cool texture is dirt, mostly
him: you disgust me
having trouble with those retarded dell download... →
ABUM: Their evil is too conspicuous. When people hear about some psycho killer, it can lead them to thinking about the nature of evil, which leads to thoughts about right or wrong – bad or good.
GREB: All that thinking can get ugly.
ABUM: Yeah! You don't want to consider a crack like that. You just want them to go through their routine of living their lives.
BLURK: What do you do to gut their souls?
ABUM: I don't do squat anymore. They do it all for you.
TOBY: I'm not sure I'm following.
ABUM: Mankind has progressed to a point in its dim-witted history where life has been drained of all of its enchantment. All you got to do is sit back and enjoy.
also, i'm almost certain now that kim kardashian...
important notice
Shiny Pidgeys are responsible for 88% of all Domestic Abuse charges.
It has been proved scientifically that the best solution for this kind of problem is to have a shiny girlfriend who doesn’t own a cat.
