October 2010
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Which video game character would you like to a)...
dammmmmmmmmmmn. this is hard.
okay:
a) Mama, from Cooking Mama (she’d make excellent food)
b) are we talking for sex, or just to keep in a cage? probably Jade from BG&E. she’s so pretty..
c) Vanille from FF13 - the first time would break her, so once would be enough..
d) hard choice. i’ve never really cosplayed, but if i did one day, i’d love to go as the Prince,...
You have entered a Town.
Hero: Whew! That was a close one.. so much blood..
Townsfolk: Welcome to Yorkcast!
Hero: Yeah.. This is a pretty nice town you got here.
Townsfolk: Yup! We have weapon shops, potion shops, and a place for you to heal. That’s it, though.
Hero: And that sustains your economy?
Townsfolk: I guess.
Hero: Really nice place. You guys don’t have a monster problem?
Townsfolk: Nope. No monsters here.
Hero: Because, outside, it’s like, every five steps is some kind of giant, terrible monster. They’re everywhere. I’m surprised you even exist.
Townsfolk: Well, we have a fence..
Hero: Of course. I was wasting all my time with swords and fire-spells. I should have gone with plywood.
Townsfolk: I guess. We also called it a “safety-zone”. That seemed to work pretty well.
Hero: Well, I think I’ll unwind here for a while. Couple of months. Years, maybe. This is great! I’m so-
Townsfolk 2: Have you seen my son? He’s missing!
Hero: Uh no. Sorry to hear that. Anyway, there’s a nap I should be-
Townsfolk 3: Some people say the old cave is haunted..
Hero: No…no, I see what’s going on here-
Townsfolk 4: That Scheffer boy was last seen playing by that cave..
Townsfolk 5: He was holding the same kind of jewel you have in your sword!
Hero: I hate you all so much.
the best sexual move ever
you pull out just before you’re about to blow, light her pubes on fire, put it out with your load then run around the room flapping your arms wildly and yelling “you don’t have enough badges to train me!”
it’s called The Charizard.
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